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carefulinspekshun ([personal profile] carefulinspekshun) wrote in [personal profile] pumpkinhollow 2025-01-08 04:02 am (UTC)

One Larger Paper, with a Smaller Paper Pinned Beneath

Something amiss? Can't find what you're looking for? Need a helping hand?

THE BIZZYBOYS ARE HERE TO HELP!

Formerly the investigators hand-selected to work directly with the gods, there's no problem too big or too small for us to solve! We pride ourselves on 38 years of soivice for the people, by the people. Have an inquiry? Don't hesitate to get in touch today! Available at any time for con-salt-tations via sending stone or a visit to our base of operations at 291 Lantern Lane.

We're looking forward to working with you soon!

-H. Monaque
[ Pinned just below that paper is another one, smaller, hand-written, and drawn upon, as opposed to the more crisp printed one. It's clearly meant to hang there for a short time, and then be taken down. ]

Art provided by C. Bastone

Looking for work? Striving to find your place in the world, especially one where you can help people? The Bizzyboys* need YOU!

We are looking for go-getters, problem solvers, and people who aren't either but are willing to learn. Anyone from any walk of life who wants to help is encouraged to apply; just like this town, we need all the help we can get!

Got questions or want to get started on hiring on? Call or visit us, and we'll interview you on the spot! If you're right for the job, we can even get you started right then and there. (Already got a full-time gig? Not a problem! We're also looking for volunteers and part-timers!)

Hope to hear from you soon! ♡

(DISCLAIMER: you do not need to be a boy to be a Boy. People of all genders encouraged to apply!)

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