My apologies, gentle townsfolk, for my extended absence in the last month. I would like to assure you all that I am quite well and, more importantly, that my door is once again open to any and all comers, male, female or otherwise.

Scheduling ahead will guarantee my availability but walk-ins are welcome. I do home visits, as well. Wherever is most comfortable and convenient. Inquire at the below address. (A phone Number and address are both listed at the bottom of this posting.)

I hope to serve you soon,
Lord Erik Osborne
Your Premier Town Whore