lordoftheozarks: by gronckle @ij (wisecrack)
lordoftheozarks ([personal profile] lordoftheozarks) wrote in [personal profile] pumpkinhollow 2024-01-25 02:47 am (UTC)

Ah, is that it? Have you never been with another man? I can see why that might make you apprehensive.

[And maybe less likely to want his first to be a whore. But, then again... there might still be some opportunity here.]

If you would like me to give you some education on the subject, I'm willing to do so for half my usual fee. So, do keep my number Mr...?

[He doesn't believe he's caught a name yet.]

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