[In a fairly conspicuous spot on the board, in big handwriting trying to look somewhat official, just for the sake of attention grabbing:]
Are you listless? Do you want to hit something but have no official sanction to do so and don't feel like getting in trouble for it? Do you want to put something on the line for it? Say, money or favors or whatever you think will be fun to hold over the heads of friends and neighbors? Then come and check out
FIGHT CLUB
organized by local hand to hand veteran Magne Hikiishi, to become active when the damned snow melts off. Punching the monsters is generally inadvisable. The next best option is to make it sporting.
QUESTIONS? COMMENTS? CONCERNS?
[There's another piece of paper tucked underneath the bulletin, with sign-ups on one side and a sample comment on the other: Big Sis is bored.
FIGHT CLUB!
FIGHT CLUB
organized by local hand to hand veteran Magne Hikiishi, to become active when the damned snow melts off. Punching the monsters is generally inadvisable. The next best option is to make it sporting.
QUESTIONS? COMMENTS? CONCERNS?
[There's another piece of paper tucked underneath the bulletin, with sign-ups on one side and a sample comment on the other: Big Sis is bored.