"Ouch." That earns a little laugh, César rubbing the back of his neck. "Yeah, I'm... definitely a safe person to sit next to, now that I think about it. She's not going to be worried you're flirting with me at all."

DID HE JUST BIN HIMSELF? Yes.

"Anyway, ah, now that I've completely mortified myself, anything I can help you with? Besides giving you a good laugh?"

This guy definitely messes with tech. Some things never change.