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TDM #4 - Aurora Borealis Bust? [REPRINT]

Pumpkin Hollow Gazette February Issue


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Pumpkin Hollow Gazette

2/8/24 | TDM #4 - AURORA BOREALIS BLITZ BUST? Content Warnings: "Further Details" section has independent CW labels.
Forecast: SEVERE BLIZZARD WARNING

REBUILDING HELP REQUESTED

By Cecil Gershwin Palmer

The image?

A photo taken of the damage.

ACROSS PUMPKIN HOLLOW - City government is requesting aid with repairs to public buildings and local fixtures after the recent earthquakes on Tuesday, January 8th. While there was minimal damage to Town Hall itself, several important buildings sustained damage, including the Magpie National Bank, the South Train Station and the Clock Tower, which is now stuck with hands at 8pm.

Regarding the cause of the earthquake, local biologist Dr. Elias Coldwood was heard to say “There's never been seismic activity here.” And he’s a scientist, so he would know! But clearly this is no longer the case. Perhaps Pumpkin Hollow has a mysterious tiny civilization underground worshiping a destroyer god, planning to attack through the bowling alley, the moment we create a bowling alley. Perhaps not. More on this story as it unfolds, faithful readers.

In the meantime, volunteers to help with the damage to city buildings are invited to meet with Mayor Hellen Poe for assignments.

AURORA TURNS VIOLENT - MYSTERIOUS BLIZZARD INTERRUPTS CHAOS

By Yorick Aberdeen

The image?

An artist's rendition of last year's view.

ABOVE MARROW ISLE - Despite our earlier report, it turns out that this year's annual aurora borealis season did not turn out to be a pleasant or romantic viewing experience. Instead, starry monsters based off of classic constellations have been attacking the town each time the aurora is in the sky! However, due to some extreme blizzards that have been occurring most nights each month since late January, the aurora has been interrupted more nights than not and the monsters intercepted. Still, the Pumpkin Hollow Safety Board would like to remind everyone to take appropriate precautions during inclement weather, and to tread carefully on clear nights as monsters may still be attacking until late February!

HOROSCOPES

By Cecil Gershwin Palmer

The image?

What do the stars say about you today?

Capricorn: Do you feel as if you’ve lost something? If not, it’s wise to double-check. Perhaps it’s not something like a button or a key, but your sense of wonder or your self-confidence. Remember, things tend to be in the last place you look.

Aquarius: Something about the year ending made you feel lighter, like taking off a heavy wool coat. Ride this burst of energy as far as it will take you, because the shiny of a fresh beginning tends to wear off quickly.

Pisces: Don’t worry, I don’t believe what everyone says behind your back. You’re not too sensitive or too naive. They’re just jealous. Really, most of the time when they’re whispering, it’s not even about you.

Aries: You’re the sort of warm individual that babies and animals are drawn to. Unfortunately, this may include hungry wolves and swarms of insects. But don’t let that bring you down! We need that sort of personality around here.

Taurus: There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be the best, until you work to stop others from also being the best. That’s called cheating and may lead to you being disqualified from competitions. If you get caught, that is.

Gemini: You know those riddles about the two guards, one who always tells the truth and one who always lies? Well, everyone hates those riddles with a passion. You’ll see for yourself, soon.

Cancer: Wouldn’t you like to know?

Leo: Your incandescent personality often makes you the center of attention. However, that’s not the only thing about you that glows. Moths may flock to you in the dark this week, and so might children afraid to sleep with the lights out.

Virgo: Be careful with your words–they aren’t just the precursors to your deeds, but the manifestation of your will. This is not a week for idioms and metaphors, not for you. Even something like bemoaning a lack of spoons may make eating cereal harder.

Libra: You are, inevitably, the first one heard to say a situation isn’t fair. And it’s not, nor will it ever be. Instead of getting upset, have you ever considered getting revenge? That’s usually more satisfying in the long run.

Scorpio: Ugh, Scorpios. The position of Venus means your usually volatile emotions will be in the doldrums instead. Enjoy this while it lasts I guess. Who knows if you’ll ever experience such peace again, given, well. You’re kind of an emotional mess and no one likes you.

Sagittarius: There will never be another day like today. You must strive to make the day everything you want it to be. No mistakes, now! Consider your choices very carefully. Consider your choice to consider, very carefully.

SUNFIRE'S HEARTH

By Yorick Aberdeen

The image?

A photo of Mayor Poe's cats, Toffee and Butter, enjoying the view.

ASSORTED LOCATIONS - As the coldest part of the year settles over our fair isle, it is time for Sunfire’s Hearth--- an informal celebration of bonfires and hearth flames, for those unfamiliar! For the months of January and February, a raised platform for bonfires will be lit on weekends, and restaurants and taverns across town will keep their fireplaces lit. Unlike many of our other festivities, there is no structured celebration--- simply make some time during this time to bask in the warmth of a fire! You can even celebrate at home.

An additional benefit of this time of year is that Merrymeet is well on its way. So take this time and get snuggly in front of a fire with your special person to get in the mood for romance! (Or they could be platonic snuggles. Whatever suits you best.)

LOCAL ALCHEMIST REPORTS MISSING POTION

By Yorick Aberdeen

The image?

Some of Mx. Sallek's usual stock. Could stand to have better labels./p>

LOCATION UNCERTAIN - Early Monday morning, local alchemist Aeryn Sallek reported that a large container of magical potion has been swapped with another, and it would seem that the mistaken jug has been sent out for delivery. According to Mx. Sallek, they sent a number of jugs out for delivery in a case with our local delivery extraordinaire, Sam Porter Bridges. The jugs were meant to contain a harmless, potable freeze-resistance potion for our town’s various water sources, in the interest of keeping water reserves drinkable in sub-freezing winter weather. However, when they returned to the shop, one of these potions remained on their counter while a love potion they’d been working on went missing.

“‘Love potion’ is kind of a misnomer, honestly,” Mx. Sallek is quoted to have said on the matter. “But ‘emotional acuity’ potion doesn’t quite roll off the tongue. Basically what it actually does is enhance existing romantic desire and embolden the user to be emotionally open. But Yorick should already know all this, since he’s the one who ordered it.” [Editing note: don’t forget to cut the last part of that comment before publishing. Cecil, you don’t need to include personal statements directed at reporters from these interviews!]

It’s unclear which area of town this particular potion ended up being injected into the water source, but according to Mx. Sallek, the potion was not particularly intense to begin with. It should be significantly diluted as to be harmless. Still, if you notice any strange symptoms such as butterflies in your stomach, a desire to burst into song, or inexplicable yearning, please file a report with the Safety Board at your earliest convenience.

FOOD SHORTAGES PUT STRAIN ON ISLAND ECONOMY

By Yorick Aberdeen

MARKET DISTRICT - While there are many things to celebrate this time of year, Marrow Isle is not without its adversity. Over these past months, many new members of our community have arrived by ferry after our numbers remained small and stagnant for many years. And the presence of our newfound neighbors has been a boon to all of us. Many artisans have opened useful businesses, medical professionals have expanded our access to healthcare, and a new fishing vessel has taken to the seas. However, despite a few additions, our farming community remains quite modest and planting was not planned with such incredible new growth in mind.

The unfortunate result of this is that food reserves on the island this year are uncharacteristically low. As such, Town Council has made the difficult decision to allow for the temporary inflation of food prices and the rationing of food staples.

“We understand the hardship this will place on the residents of Pumpkin Hollow,” said Mayor Poe in a statement after this decision was made. “But please know that we are all in this together. We hope to be able to offer a better incentive package for those interested in farming in the coming springtime.”

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Further Details...


Aurora


The dead of winter sheds all colors of the trees and flowers across Marrow Isle, but tonight, there are no stark whites and grays and browns.



Tonight, in the sky sprawling with stars above the dreary town, there are lights.



Sprawling trails of violet and green twist and wave through the sky, brightening the earth below and the sea beyond Jack's Marina in magical colors. The return of the borealis is something many Pumpkin Hollowites look forward to, and their reactions are very clear: people scurry down to the shores to watch with wide eyes, many retrieve telescopes, and some even borrow the decks of ships, abandoned for the night at the docks, to watch the sights.



It doesn't take long for this to change, however; the sea nor land are safe from the curse, and it's made quickly apparent that the sky is no exception.



At first, the sight seems like none more than an illusion, perhaps someone blinking and missing a strange shift of the lights. A glimmering outline forms around a cluster of stars, only slightly harder than any of the lines that define the aurora's rays. Several of these shapes form, each array of stars different from the last, some larger, some smaller.



And then, the stars begin to fall.



Seeming to peel off the painted sky, the ebbing colors surrounding the starlight drop, crashing to the world below. Some fall to the streets and beaches, while others fall into the forest, leaving view, or drop into the sea, leaving splashes and waves in their wake that ensure any watching knows full and well that this is not a trick of the light. At first, these shapes are unmoving, glowing masses of aurora-light with stars shining brightly within them. Most townsfolk are uneasy, but this seems to pale in severity to the other disasters, even if they lack any idea of what it could mean for them.



That is, of course, until the masses begin to move.



Each one is as varied as the constellation it stole from the sky: stars form suggestions of skeletal structures, and their "flesh", only consisting of swimming lights and liquid sky that steals any lights around them. Two identical glowing shapes rise to a face finally taking form, and slowly, moving more like gel than animal as it rises to freshly-formed legs, it settles on the closest living thing it can find.



There is no calculation in it, nor what seems to be a glimmer of thought.



It simply lunges with intent to kill.





Horoscopes
[CW: Altered emotional states ]


Cecil’s disconcerting horoscopes have the following effects for the next few days:


  • Capricorn: misplaced things, particularly small objects


  • Aquarius: zoomies!


  • Pisces: intense paranoia


  • Aries: Disney princess-like magnetism to local fauna


  • Taurus: insatiable perfectionism


  • Gemini: reversed truth values; lies come out honest, being honest sounds like a lie.


  • Cancer: Pandora-esque curiosity, to the point of personal detriment


  • Leo: radiant glow emanating from your person


  • Virgo: figurative speech is manifested into the world with its literal meaning


  • Libra: a particularly potent desire for revenge


  • Scorpio: numbing of emotions (can be counteracted by love potion, partially)


  • Sagittarius: incapacitating indecision

(Don’t know your character’s sign? Feel free to just decide on one!)




Love Potion
[CW: Altered Emotional States ]


Unbeknownst to the townsfolk, the “love” potion ended up in the water supply of the Oak & Iron. As promised by Aeryn, it is thoroughly diluted, as its recipients believed it to be a normal freeze-resistance potion to be mixed with their water.


The effects are not particularly intense. However, anyone who drinks any of the tavern’s housemade ale or cider, drinks the coffee, or eats any food that might require water to cook will experience symptoms of “emotional acuity”. This involves feeling more emotionally open, more receptive to positive feelings about others, a strong desire for physical or verbal affection, and the intensification of romantic or sexual attraction that you might already be experiencing. It will last about half a day. Just in time to help potentially land you a date for Merrymeet, a flower and fertility festival in early spring!






Famine
[CW: Starvation and food scarcity ]


Food rationing and inflation will have the following impact:



Grocery budgets for apped-in characters will be reduced in their efficacy.
Basic groceries will be only the most minimal of staples. You will likely go hungry if you do not find a way to supplement this.
Bountiful groceries will be reduced to the amount of food normally contained in basic.
Lavish groceries will not be available at all.
Your grocery choices from Activity Check are not able to be modified for this month unless otherwise stated.



Bonuses and Discounts associated with the Farmer and Fisherman jobs are also reduced.
Level 1 bonuses will be reduced to standard, which is to say how they would function for a non-Farmer/Fisherman character during a normal, pre-famine month. (ex. Whereas normally a Level 1 Farmer would get free Basic groceries, they will now have to pay the 50 Brass, but do not have the efficacy of Basic groceries reduced as described above.)
Level 2 bonuses will be reduced to that of a Level 1 Farmer/Fisherman. (ex. Whereas a Level 2 Fisherman would normally be able to have Bountiful groceries discounted to 50 Brass, they now must pay full price for Bountiful groceries. However, they can still get Basic groceries for free and don’t suffer from the famine induced efficacy reduction for either budget.)



Oak & Iron Residents will only be able to receive bland, repetitive meals with their food vouchers consisting of simple broth, plain bread, bland potato dishes, and the like. It is enough to be fed and comfortable but it is incredibly unsatisfying. (This includes all new characters that are not apped-in.) Drinks, however, are still plentiful.



Characters who do not eat will find that their respective sources of fuel will be reduced to just barely enough to keep them functional, provided that they ration carefully. (Ex. Transformers may want to be less active. Vampires will find that victims cannot handle excessive blood loss without fainting and generally prefer to stay home.)



Characters who were present to fight the Mother Crab back in late summer and chose to can some of their crab can use it now!



Hunting, foraging, and fishing can help reduce the impact of these reductions, and people can share their food. You can absolutely die of starvation. After Merrymeet in February, food will return to normal.



restingslasherface: (pic#16839944)

Arrival | Wolfdog

[personal profile] restingslasherface 2024-02-13 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
There's another wolf in town, and its scent is very strange. Everywhere the wolf goes there's a second, human scent, and the two overlap; where there's one, there is almost inevitably the other, and from the trails they have a bit of a routine. The wolf & human scents are strong in the Oak & Iron, but never seem to go upstairs; common room only. They're quite strong in the village green, even snowbound as it is, and in the streets near it where the townspeople set up barricades a-nights to fight the star beasts. The Library seems to be a frequent visit, that path is well-worn, but by far the strongest trail leads, at last, directly towards the Marina before veering off and terminating at a seaweed farm.

Ylva, meet Jean. They're wearing something that smells alive while they peacefully process seaweed for salting, drying, and smoking.
actuallyawolf: (over the shoulder)

[personal profile] actuallyawolf 2024-02-13 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
She's followed on all fours, wanting a proper nose to to track with. It's a mix of smells in a way she's never encountered before, but at the end of the day, she's inclined to trust a smell like that. Down to the seaweed farm she goes, trotting casually down the path where Jean had walked before.

When she spots them, she raises her head to stare from a distance, ears pricked. One person, not two, but still... strange. Ylva gives herself a shake and steps forward to introduce herself, shifting onto two legs as she gets closer.

"Hi," she says, suddenly not sure what she's doing here.
restingslasherface: (Default)

[personal profile] restingslasherface 2024-02-13 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Ahhh!"

The thing about wolves: they're quiet.

The thing about Jean: they're hungry and they associate this seaweed farm with peace and happiness, so all unknown to them they'd relaxed their habitual hyper-vigilance. Even as they jolt their body moves into a fighting stance, hands raised, feet spread apart -

They blink several times, and then they brighten up, flashing a smile with teeth that are entirely too well-fitting and pointed. "You're new! Welcome, comrade! My pleasure to meet you!"

This is where a handshake would go if their body agreed to move out of that fighting stance.
actuallyawolf: (mmhm)

[personal profile] actuallyawolf 2024-02-13 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Pointy teeth are... not as worrying to her, as it would be for someone else. Still. She really isn't interested in picking fights.

Ylva takes a step back. "Uh. Yes. I'm new. Hi. Sorry."
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[personal profile] restingslasherface 2024-02-13 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
By God if I had an EVEN MORE ZOOMED-IN version of this icon it would be in use right now.

"Ahahaha, hahahhaha, BAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHA -" Jean breaks down coughing, which finally gets them out of that combat stance; the kinda wave one hand while covering their mouth with the other. Give them a minute. A minute longer. Okay one mo -

"My apologies, comrade, you startled me! Welcome!" Deep breaths Jean, it's okay. "Welcome, uh, to the island! And also my farm."

...

....

"...This is going to be an odd request but can I prevail on you to help me? It's not that I don't have employees but! Working with someone is soothing!"
actuallyawolf: (cautious)

[personal profile] actuallyawolf 2024-02-13 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Are you sure you're all right?"

She's becoming distracted. Ylva shakes herself, all over. "First -- what's that you're wearing?" Is it alive, is it dead, is it something in between, she would very much like to know before she agrees to help.
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[personal profile] restingslasherface 2024-02-13 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Jean looks down. "Ahahaha! Ha! Yes, um. This is Vah Midna, an associate. He is not outwardly communicative! And very distrustful of other wolves, I'm afraid, but please don't take it personally. He is still adjusting to a workplace environment."
actuallyawolf: (not so sure)

[personal profile] actuallyawolf 2024-02-13 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
"An associate. You're wearing him."

Still, she takes a cautious step forward, looking at them sideways. "I'm Ylva," she says. Giving her name, at least, seems fairly safe.
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[personal profile] restingslasherface 2024-02-13 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Agent Jean!" Now comes the handshake, in thick working gloves - mostly to stay warm, if we're being honest. I wouldn't worry too much over Vah Midna, the body he uses is elsewhere! This -" Free hand plucking at their lapel, "- is...actually how would you describe it?"

The funny nugget is looking down at their suit.

They appear to be listening to it.
actuallyawolf: (listening)

[personal profile] actuallyawolf 2024-02-13 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Ylva shakes hands like someone who does not entirely understand the concept, but is making an effort anyway. Mostly she just lets Jean hold her hand for a moment because she was momentarily caught off guard by the gesture.

She doesn't want to interrupt. This is probably an important conversation, so she folds her hands behind her back and waits, politely.
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[personal profile] restingslasherface 2024-02-14 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"...Like a lucid dream," Jean says at last. "He knows he's himself, but perceives himself as me. Oh. Wow, I need to wear you more often in the warm weather, no wonder you get tetchy..." Their head cocks, and they look up at Ylva curiously. "Also he calls you she-wolf. Forgive me comrade, but, are you?"
actuallyawolf: (little grin)

[personal profile] actuallyawolf 2024-02-14 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Huh. Neat."

Not that she's sure she entirely understands the concept, but it's new and interesting. Ylva blinks, and then breaks into a broad grin. It is good to be recognised.

"Yeah," she says. "I am. Both things."
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[personal profile] restingslasherface 2024-02-14 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh! Excellent! If you could take that rack there, we need to get them inside.." Jean takes up one themself and starts walking, still talking. "Wish I knew how he can tell, I'm, haha, ha, so bad at the local gender signals, even with Comrade Gerry's lessons. We actually have another wolf working with us! Comrade Amatersu, who identifies as a god - white-furred, very striking red markings."
actuallyawolf: (Default)

[personal profile] actuallyawolf 2024-02-15 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
"The gender signals are pretty hard, sometimes," Ylva agrees, who has put a very great deal of effort into learning them.

Hold on, doesn't she know Amaterasu? Can't be the same one, and she's not 100% sure anyway, but that does sound familiar. Hm. Regardless, she picks up the rack and follows along.
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[personal profile] restingslasherface 2024-02-15 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
"I feel like a telephone but he does appreciate your concern for him," Jean adds. Indoors here the seaweed is dried in preparation for various uses; the stuff used for the fresh sushi made here is, you see, used fresh. "He's adjusting to some...new experiences here. Which. Hahaha." Their voice goes flat. "Same. Still feels like yesterday that seeing a plant meant my life was in imminent danger..."
actuallyawolf: (unsure)

By tradition: these OCs and their one-liners

[personal profile] actuallyawolf 2024-02-15 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
That surprises her, and she glances sideways at them.

"...What?
restingslasherface: (pic#16839944)

[personal profile] restingslasherface 2024-02-15 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Everyone says that! I promise it makes sense! But explaining usually just makes people feel even worse, hahaha, ha, ha...ha...hahaha...my life was a nightmare with no waking." They try a smile. It is not a good smile. It is a very depressed smile. "I take it you are more used to plants, comrade?"
actuallyawolf: (over the shoulder)

[personal profile] actuallyawolf 2024-02-15 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
"I grew up in a forest," Ylva says, helplessly. "I'm a druid and I haven't seen a real plant in a year and a half and it was the worst thing."

But to never have known that at all is somehow even worse. She grimaces.

"I mean, you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to. But that sounds awful."
restingslasherface: (pic#16839944)

[personal profile] restingslasherface 2024-02-15 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Look at them Ylva! They've brightened up immediately!

"A druid! Like Comrade Mairi? She's been hosting lessons and using some manner of healing to support the medical efforts."

Have you met the wet girl Ylva. The ironically extremely thirsty wet girl?
actuallyawolf: (soft)

[personal profile] actuallyawolf 2024-02-15 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"There's another druid here?"

It's been quite a while since she had a fellow druid around! She has not met the wet girl. She will need to meet the wet girl. Ylva leans forward, interested. "I haven't met her. Do you know where she hangs around? I'm going to need to talk to her."

For, you know, several reasons.
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[personal profile] restingslasherface 2024-02-15 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"She hosts regular lessons, and moved into one of the farms," Jean confirms, beaming. "I believe she's been associating with the local blacksmith as well, who might be of some help."

Ignore being pointed at one of the player's other characters, there is no man behind the curtain.

"Speaking of things being organized, do let me know if you choose to participate in the local levy. There's information on the board, much like for Comrade Mairi."
actuallyawolf: (cautious)

[personal profile] actuallyawolf 2024-02-16 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Huh, a blacksmith. Are they good at swords? I'm... kind of without mine."

Her sword that she's kept all this time, suddenly gone. It stings, even if she's never relied upon it alone. And there's certainly no one behind the curtain, no reason for suspicion at all.

"... what's a levy?" Ylva asks, frowning.
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[personal profile] restingslasherface 2024-02-16 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Uh, depending on context a levy is a body of combatants drawn from citizens of another profession, or a system of walls to hold back flooding. This one's the first thing." Jean beams. "And yes, to the swords!"
actuallyawolf: (listening)

[personal profile] actuallyawolf 2024-02-17 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'll have to ask, then. About swords."

Ylva tilts her head for a moment. "I think I should probably be part of the levy. I don't want to be a... a guard, or what are they called here. Enforcers? No. But if the Pine Devil thing attacks, I want in on that."

She nods, decisively.
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[personal profile] restingslasherface 2024-02-24 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Excellent! At your convenience, the sign-ups are at the community board! In the event of an emergency you can expect to be contacted by Lord Erik or Sailor Pomni, from the Communications Team."