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TDM #4 - Aurora Borealis Bust? [REPRINT]

Pumpkin Hollow Gazette February Issue


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Pumpkin Hollow Gazette

2/8/24 | TDM #4 - AURORA BOREALIS BLITZ BUST? Content Warnings: "Further Details" section has independent CW labels.
Forecast: SEVERE BLIZZARD WARNING

REBUILDING HELP REQUESTED

By Cecil Gershwin Palmer

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A photo taken of the damage.

ACROSS PUMPKIN HOLLOW - City government is requesting aid with repairs to public buildings and local fixtures after the recent earthquakes on Tuesday, January 8th. While there was minimal damage to Town Hall itself, several important buildings sustained damage, including the Magpie National Bank, the South Train Station and the Clock Tower, which is now stuck with hands at 8pm.

Regarding the cause of the earthquake, local biologist Dr. Elias Coldwood was heard to say “There's never been seismic activity here.” And he’s a scientist, so he would know! But clearly this is no longer the case. Perhaps Pumpkin Hollow has a mysterious tiny civilization underground worshiping a destroyer god, planning to attack through the bowling alley, the moment we create a bowling alley. Perhaps not. More on this story as it unfolds, faithful readers.

In the meantime, volunteers to help with the damage to city buildings are invited to meet with Mayor Hellen Poe for assignments.

AURORA TURNS VIOLENT - MYSTERIOUS BLIZZARD INTERRUPTS CHAOS

By Yorick Aberdeen

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An artist's rendition of last year's view.

ABOVE MARROW ISLE - Despite our earlier report, it turns out that this year's annual aurora borealis season did not turn out to be a pleasant or romantic viewing experience. Instead, starry monsters based off of classic constellations have been attacking the town each time the aurora is in the sky! However, due to some extreme blizzards that have been occurring most nights each month since late January, the aurora has been interrupted more nights than not and the monsters intercepted. Still, the Pumpkin Hollow Safety Board would like to remind everyone to take appropriate precautions during inclement weather, and to tread carefully on clear nights as monsters may still be attacking until late February!

HOROSCOPES

By Cecil Gershwin Palmer

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What do the stars say about you today?

Capricorn: Do you feel as if you’ve lost something? If not, it’s wise to double-check. Perhaps it’s not something like a button or a key, but your sense of wonder or your self-confidence. Remember, things tend to be in the last place you look.

Aquarius: Something about the year ending made you feel lighter, like taking off a heavy wool coat. Ride this burst of energy as far as it will take you, because the shiny of a fresh beginning tends to wear off quickly.

Pisces: Don’t worry, I don’t believe what everyone says behind your back. You’re not too sensitive or too naive. They’re just jealous. Really, most of the time when they’re whispering, it’s not even about you.

Aries: You’re the sort of warm individual that babies and animals are drawn to. Unfortunately, this may include hungry wolves and swarms of insects. But don’t let that bring you down! We need that sort of personality around here.

Taurus: There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be the best, until you work to stop others from also being the best. That’s called cheating and may lead to you being disqualified from competitions. If you get caught, that is.

Gemini: You know those riddles about the two guards, one who always tells the truth and one who always lies? Well, everyone hates those riddles with a passion. You’ll see for yourself, soon.

Cancer: Wouldn’t you like to know?

Leo: Your incandescent personality often makes you the center of attention. However, that’s not the only thing about you that glows. Moths may flock to you in the dark this week, and so might children afraid to sleep with the lights out.

Virgo: Be careful with your words–they aren’t just the precursors to your deeds, but the manifestation of your will. This is not a week for idioms and metaphors, not for you. Even something like bemoaning a lack of spoons may make eating cereal harder.

Libra: You are, inevitably, the first one heard to say a situation isn’t fair. And it’s not, nor will it ever be. Instead of getting upset, have you ever considered getting revenge? That’s usually more satisfying in the long run.

Scorpio: Ugh, Scorpios. The position of Venus means your usually volatile emotions will be in the doldrums instead. Enjoy this while it lasts I guess. Who knows if you’ll ever experience such peace again, given, well. You’re kind of an emotional mess and no one likes you.

Sagittarius: There will never be another day like today. You must strive to make the day everything you want it to be. No mistakes, now! Consider your choices very carefully. Consider your choice to consider, very carefully.

SUNFIRE'S HEARTH

By Yorick Aberdeen

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A photo of Mayor Poe's cats, Toffee and Butter, enjoying the view.

ASSORTED LOCATIONS - As the coldest part of the year settles over our fair isle, it is time for Sunfire’s Hearth--- an informal celebration of bonfires and hearth flames, for those unfamiliar! For the months of January and February, a raised platform for bonfires will be lit on weekends, and restaurants and taverns across town will keep their fireplaces lit. Unlike many of our other festivities, there is no structured celebration--- simply make some time during this time to bask in the warmth of a fire! You can even celebrate at home.

An additional benefit of this time of year is that Merrymeet is well on its way. So take this time and get snuggly in front of a fire with your special person to get in the mood for romance! (Or they could be platonic snuggles. Whatever suits you best.)

LOCAL ALCHEMIST REPORTS MISSING POTION

By Yorick Aberdeen

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Some of Mx. Sallek's usual stock. Could stand to have better labels./p>

LOCATION UNCERTAIN - Early Monday morning, local alchemist Aeryn Sallek reported that a large container of magical potion has been swapped with another, and it would seem that the mistaken jug has been sent out for delivery. According to Mx. Sallek, they sent a number of jugs out for delivery in a case with our local delivery extraordinaire, Sam Porter Bridges. The jugs were meant to contain a harmless, potable freeze-resistance potion for our town’s various water sources, in the interest of keeping water reserves drinkable in sub-freezing winter weather. However, when they returned to the shop, one of these potions remained on their counter while a love potion they’d been working on went missing.

“‘Love potion’ is kind of a misnomer, honestly,” Mx. Sallek is quoted to have said on the matter. “But ‘emotional acuity’ potion doesn’t quite roll off the tongue. Basically what it actually does is enhance existing romantic desire and embolden the user to be emotionally open. But Yorick should already know all this, since he’s the one who ordered it.” [Editing note: don’t forget to cut the last part of that comment before publishing. Cecil, you don’t need to include personal statements directed at reporters from these interviews!]

It’s unclear which area of town this particular potion ended up being injected into the water source, but according to Mx. Sallek, the potion was not particularly intense to begin with. It should be significantly diluted as to be harmless. Still, if you notice any strange symptoms such as butterflies in your stomach, a desire to burst into song, or inexplicable yearning, please file a report with the Safety Board at your earliest convenience.

FOOD SHORTAGES PUT STRAIN ON ISLAND ECONOMY

By Yorick Aberdeen

MARKET DISTRICT - While there are many things to celebrate this time of year, Marrow Isle is not without its adversity. Over these past months, many new members of our community have arrived by ferry after our numbers remained small and stagnant for many years. And the presence of our newfound neighbors has been a boon to all of us. Many artisans have opened useful businesses, medical professionals have expanded our access to healthcare, and a new fishing vessel has taken to the seas. However, despite a few additions, our farming community remains quite modest and planting was not planned with such incredible new growth in mind.

The unfortunate result of this is that food reserves on the island this year are uncharacteristically low. As such, Town Council has made the difficult decision to allow for the temporary inflation of food prices and the rationing of food staples.

“We understand the hardship this will place on the residents of Pumpkin Hollow,” said Mayor Poe in a statement after this decision was made. “But please know that we are all in this together. We hope to be able to offer a better incentive package for those interested in farming in the coming springtime.”

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Further Details...


Aurora


The dead of winter sheds all colors of the trees and flowers across Marrow Isle, but tonight, there are no stark whites and grays and browns.



Tonight, in the sky sprawling with stars above the dreary town, there are lights.



Sprawling trails of violet and green twist and wave through the sky, brightening the earth below and the sea beyond Jack's Marina in magical colors. The return of the borealis is something many Pumpkin Hollowites look forward to, and their reactions are very clear: people scurry down to the shores to watch with wide eyes, many retrieve telescopes, and some even borrow the decks of ships, abandoned for the night at the docks, to watch the sights.



It doesn't take long for this to change, however; the sea nor land are safe from the curse, and it's made quickly apparent that the sky is no exception.



At first, the sight seems like none more than an illusion, perhaps someone blinking and missing a strange shift of the lights. A glimmering outline forms around a cluster of stars, only slightly harder than any of the lines that define the aurora's rays. Several of these shapes form, each array of stars different from the last, some larger, some smaller.



And then, the stars begin to fall.



Seeming to peel off the painted sky, the ebbing colors surrounding the starlight drop, crashing to the world below. Some fall to the streets and beaches, while others fall into the forest, leaving view, or drop into the sea, leaving splashes and waves in their wake that ensure any watching knows full and well that this is not a trick of the light. At first, these shapes are unmoving, glowing masses of aurora-light with stars shining brightly within them. Most townsfolk are uneasy, but this seems to pale in severity to the other disasters, even if they lack any idea of what it could mean for them.



That is, of course, until the masses begin to move.



Each one is as varied as the constellation it stole from the sky: stars form suggestions of skeletal structures, and their "flesh", only consisting of swimming lights and liquid sky that steals any lights around them. Two identical glowing shapes rise to a face finally taking form, and slowly, moving more like gel than animal as it rises to freshly-formed legs, it settles on the closest living thing it can find.



There is no calculation in it, nor what seems to be a glimmer of thought.



It simply lunges with intent to kill.





Horoscopes
[CW: Altered emotional states ]


Cecil’s disconcerting horoscopes have the following effects for the next few days:


  • Capricorn: misplaced things, particularly small objects


  • Aquarius: zoomies!


  • Pisces: intense paranoia


  • Aries: Disney princess-like magnetism to local fauna


  • Taurus: insatiable perfectionism


  • Gemini: reversed truth values; lies come out honest, being honest sounds like a lie.


  • Cancer: Pandora-esque curiosity, to the point of personal detriment


  • Leo: radiant glow emanating from your person


  • Virgo: figurative speech is manifested into the world with its literal meaning


  • Libra: a particularly potent desire for revenge


  • Scorpio: numbing of emotions (can be counteracted by love potion, partially)


  • Sagittarius: incapacitating indecision

(Don’t know your character’s sign? Feel free to just decide on one!)




Love Potion
[CW: Altered Emotional States ]


Unbeknownst to the townsfolk, the “love” potion ended up in the water supply of the Oak & Iron. As promised by Aeryn, it is thoroughly diluted, as its recipients believed it to be a normal freeze-resistance potion to be mixed with their water.


The effects are not particularly intense. However, anyone who drinks any of the tavern’s housemade ale or cider, drinks the coffee, or eats any food that might require water to cook will experience symptoms of “emotional acuity”. This involves feeling more emotionally open, more receptive to positive feelings about others, a strong desire for physical or verbal affection, and the intensification of romantic or sexual attraction that you might already be experiencing. It will last about half a day. Just in time to help potentially land you a date for Merrymeet, a flower and fertility festival in early spring!






Famine
[CW: Starvation and food scarcity ]


Food rationing and inflation will have the following impact:



Grocery budgets for apped-in characters will be reduced in their efficacy.
Basic groceries will be only the most minimal of staples. You will likely go hungry if you do not find a way to supplement this.
Bountiful groceries will be reduced to the amount of food normally contained in basic.
Lavish groceries will not be available at all.
Your grocery choices from Activity Check are not able to be modified for this month unless otherwise stated.



Bonuses and Discounts associated with the Farmer and Fisherman jobs are also reduced.
Level 1 bonuses will be reduced to standard, which is to say how they would function for a non-Farmer/Fisherman character during a normal, pre-famine month. (ex. Whereas normally a Level 1 Farmer would get free Basic groceries, they will now have to pay the 50 Brass, but do not have the efficacy of Basic groceries reduced as described above.)
Level 2 bonuses will be reduced to that of a Level 1 Farmer/Fisherman. (ex. Whereas a Level 2 Fisherman would normally be able to have Bountiful groceries discounted to 50 Brass, they now must pay full price for Bountiful groceries. However, they can still get Basic groceries for free and don’t suffer from the famine induced efficacy reduction for either budget.)



Oak & Iron Residents will only be able to receive bland, repetitive meals with their food vouchers consisting of simple broth, plain bread, bland potato dishes, and the like. It is enough to be fed and comfortable but it is incredibly unsatisfying. (This includes all new characters that are not apped-in.) Drinks, however, are still plentiful.



Characters who do not eat will find that their respective sources of fuel will be reduced to just barely enough to keep them functional, provided that they ration carefully. (Ex. Transformers may want to be less active. Vampires will find that victims cannot handle excessive blood loss without fainting and generally prefer to stay home.)



Characters who were present to fight the Mother Crab back in late summer and chose to can some of their crab can use it now!



Hunting, foraging, and fishing can help reduce the impact of these reductions, and people can share their food. You can absolutely die of starvation. After Merrymeet in February, food will return to normal.



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[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-21 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
"The way you say those terms suggests fascinating meaning," Deirdre opines. She takes her own seat, and pours the coffee; cream and honey are readily available. "But I don't want to avoid the obvious subject too foolishly - is it your wish to discuss our...prior association?"
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[personal profile] maskedstarbunny 2024-02-21 09:10 am (UTC)(link)

Ryja... pauses. The mask covers her face, -though she built this one so lifting it to eat wouldn't require her to reveal her face so much,- and hides her expression. "... We were all victims of Aster, that night. No one could be prepared for that, and I certainly was not. Do you want to discuss it? Would that be helpful to you?" The question is genuine, and from a place a little bit separate from simply concern. Ryja wonders if talking about it would help her, as well.

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[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-21 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
"I...would like to know your mind," comes the careful answer. "Your measure of the prince, of our situation, your perspective, madam. I can't help but wonder if the choice of meal might have been purposed, though I can't yet grasp to what end."
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[personal profile] maskedstarbunny 2024-02-21 09:33 am (UTC)(link)

Ryja doesn't pause this time, but she lingers over her coffee, black as night with an illegal amount of honey added. A deep breath of the steam. She doesn't really want to talk about the prince, or her confinement, or their conversations. "I expect Aster's way with words will cause trouble, somehow more than his power already has. As for the purpose, I look to those most intensely affected. I do not know what further harm he intends to my-." She catches herself, and swallows, before continuing as if she had not misspoke at all.

"To Tarantulas. But I cannot imagine hurting him was an accident or simply for fun." And if she's carefully talking around the effect it had on herself... Well, will Deirdre call her on it?

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[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-21 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mister Tarantulas is not my guest tonight."

Yes she will.
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[personal profile] maskedstarbunny 2024-02-22 02:36 am (UTC)(link)

Is that fair? Ryja has to think about it, before deciding it is. She left herself open to it, after all. She has to think about what to say, and how. "I had only been here three days. I want to believe that I was chosen out of simple opportunity." She takes another long sip of her coffee.

"But that would be too easy, would it not? This island suffers for a want of healing and guidance and my skills can offer both." Another. Her hands shake, though her voice doesn't waver. "I was there, during the meal, as a phantom." Surely she doesn't need to say what that was like.

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[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-23 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
The tiefling's face gentles. She reaches her hand, offering it to Ryja. "My sympathies," she murmurs, her voice soft, barely trickling smog from her lips. "...The lords infernal are cruel. They pretend otherwise only for greater cruelty later."
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[personal profile] maskedstarbunny 2024-02-23 09:02 am (UTC)(link)

"That, you could say a thousand times. " A little sigh, and she takes the offered hand. Being held by Aster for a week was... An experience, to say the least. "To realize, only at the end, that Tarantulas was my Taran..." Crying is something that happens for Ryja more than she would like, and always has been. Still, she tries not to let it start, here.

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[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-23 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"He seemed quite distraught about it," Deirdre agrees, in soft tones. "But take heart. You have survived this injustice, and opportunities for vengeance will surely be rife."
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[personal profile] maskedstarbunny 2024-02-23 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)

"I survive, if wounded." A slow breath, as she remembers. "It is not the first time someone has thought to try to remove me before I could help others." Being an Asstrologian in Ishgard can be a remarkably hazardous profession, even after the end of the Dragonsong War.

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[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-24 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Is your assistance so fearsome, Miss Ryja?" A guide out of the dark hole in the conversation, and something of Interest to Deirdre in any event.
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[personal profile] maskedstarbunny 2024-02-24 01:40 am (UTC)(link)

And an out she's happy to take, "Well. I am not the most fearsome spellcaster of my world, but I am accomplished in two different forms of healing magic. As a Scholar, I can call upon my own energy, refine it, and restore others. As an Astrologian, I pull from weight of fate and the stars to do much the same. Anything that can heal, if I get there fast enough, I can fix."

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[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-24 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
"That is fascinating, and sounds quite diffic -" her voice changes register halfway through, her god damn accent changes, becoming something rougher and lower-class, rife with surprise: "Your stars heal people?"
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[personal profile] maskedstarbunny 2024-02-24 03:16 am (UTC)(link)

Ryja nods. It's not actually all that an unusual reaction to Sharlayan Astrology, though Ishgard usually included scoffing disbelief. "If one knows how to read their omens and the tides of fate, yes. It is a tricky art to master, if one does not have the talent for it."

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[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-24 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
"I can imagine. You must -" She hesitates, falters. Habitual confidence gives way to doubt and old pain.

With significantly less enthusiasm, quietly, so quietly: "Magus Elias. He was...also at the dinner. He could tell you more about the stars in this place."
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[personal profile] maskedstarbunny 2024-02-25 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)

"I will see him sometime soon, then. I cannot convey how frustrating it is to only have the edges of my ability available, here." Ryja considers asking, but that would be unfair. "The stars say so much, but I do not know what they mean."

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[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-25 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"...Tell me about your relationship to the ones of your home?"
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[personal profile] maskedstarbunny 2024-02-25 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)

"They say much, too, but there, I know what the omens are, what the shine of one constellation over another might tell. With a person's history and birth, I could look up to the stars and teach them of their future. With my proper tool, I could draw from that fate, and restore them. Fate is like the ocean, you see. Most are as a ship at shore, shifted by the tide, while a rare few are pulled by the wind to where they must be. The stars know the way it flows, and to those who pay attention, share." And there she is, Ryja Featherfists, who will look up at the sky for hours each night, making connections and reading even the littlest omens. Just talking about it makes her lean forward a bit, revitalized.

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[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-29 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Deirdre's smile is a kind thing now; her genuine expressions of happiness tend to be smaller, showing less teeth, the not quite dead expression of someone who used to make herself smaller. "It sounds like quite the experience, Miss Ryja. Rare and enviable."