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TDM #4 - Aurora Borealis Bust? [REPRINT]

Pumpkin Hollow Gazette February Issue


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Pumpkin Hollow Gazette

2/8/24 | TDM #4 - AURORA BOREALIS BLITZ BUST? Content Warnings: "Further Details" section has independent CW labels.
Forecast: SEVERE BLIZZARD WARNING

REBUILDING HELP REQUESTED

By Cecil Gershwin Palmer

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A photo taken of the damage.

ACROSS PUMPKIN HOLLOW - City government is requesting aid with repairs to public buildings and local fixtures after the recent earthquakes on Tuesday, January 8th. While there was minimal damage to Town Hall itself, several important buildings sustained damage, including the Magpie National Bank, the South Train Station and the Clock Tower, which is now stuck with hands at 8pm.

Regarding the cause of the earthquake, local biologist Dr. Elias Coldwood was heard to say “There's never been seismic activity here.” And he’s a scientist, so he would know! But clearly this is no longer the case. Perhaps Pumpkin Hollow has a mysterious tiny civilization underground worshiping a destroyer god, planning to attack through the bowling alley, the moment we create a bowling alley. Perhaps not. More on this story as it unfolds, faithful readers.

In the meantime, volunteers to help with the damage to city buildings are invited to meet with Mayor Hellen Poe for assignments.

AURORA TURNS VIOLENT - MYSTERIOUS BLIZZARD INTERRUPTS CHAOS

By Yorick Aberdeen

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An artist's rendition of last year's view.

ABOVE MARROW ISLE - Despite our earlier report, it turns out that this year's annual aurora borealis season did not turn out to be a pleasant or romantic viewing experience. Instead, starry monsters based off of classic constellations have been attacking the town each time the aurora is in the sky! However, due to some extreme blizzards that have been occurring most nights each month since late January, the aurora has been interrupted more nights than not and the monsters intercepted. Still, the Pumpkin Hollow Safety Board would like to remind everyone to take appropriate precautions during inclement weather, and to tread carefully on clear nights as monsters may still be attacking until late February!

HOROSCOPES

By Cecil Gershwin Palmer

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What do the stars say about you today?

Capricorn: Do you feel as if you’ve lost something? If not, it’s wise to double-check. Perhaps it’s not something like a button or a key, but your sense of wonder or your self-confidence. Remember, things tend to be in the last place you look.

Aquarius: Something about the year ending made you feel lighter, like taking off a heavy wool coat. Ride this burst of energy as far as it will take you, because the shiny of a fresh beginning tends to wear off quickly.

Pisces: Don’t worry, I don’t believe what everyone says behind your back. You’re not too sensitive or too naive. They’re just jealous. Really, most of the time when they’re whispering, it’s not even about you.

Aries: You’re the sort of warm individual that babies and animals are drawn to. Unfortunately, this may include hungry wolves and swarms of insects. But don’t let that bring you down! We need that sort of personality around here.

Taurus: There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be the best, until you work to stop others from also being the best. That’s called cheating and may lead to you being disqualified from competitions. If you get caught, that is.

Gemini: You know those riddles about the two guards, one who always tells the truth and one who always lies? Well, everyone hates those riddles with a passion. You’ll see for yourself, soon.

Cancer: Wouldn’t you like to know?

Leo: Your incandescent personality often makes you the center of attention. However, that’s not the only thing about you that glows. Moths may flock to you in the dark this week, and so might children afraid to sleep with the lights out.

Virgo: Be careful with your words–they aren’t just the precursors to your deeds, but the manifestation of your will. This is not a week for idioms and metaphors, not for you. Even something like bemoaning a lack of spoons may make eating cereal harder.

Libra: You are, inevitably, the first one heard to say a situation isn’t fair. And it’s not, nor will it ever be. Instead of getting upset, have you ever considered getting revenge? That’s usually more satisfying in the long run.

Scorpio: Ugh, Scorpios. The position of Venus means your usually volatile emotions will be in the doldrums instead. Enjoy this while it lasts I guess. Who knows if you’ll ever experience such peace again, given, well. You’re kind of an emotional mess and no one likes you.

Sagittarius: There will never be another day like today. You must strive to make the day everything you want it to be. No mistakes, now! Consider your choices very carefully. Consider your choice to consider, very carefully.

SUNFIRE'S HEARTH

By Yorick Aberdeen

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A photo of Mayor Poe's cats, Toffee and Butter, enjoying the view.

ASSORTED LOCATIONS - As the coldest part of the year settles over our fair isle, it is time for Sunfire’s Hearth--- an informal celebration of bonfires and hearth flames, for those unfamiliar! For the months of January and February, a raised platform for bonfires will be lit on weekends, and restaurants and taverns across town will keep their fireplaces lit. Unlike many of our other festivities, there is no structured celebration--- simply make some time during this time to bask in the warmth of a fire! You can even celebrate at home.

An additional benefit of this time of year is that Merrymeet is well on its way. So take this time and get snuggly in front of a fire with your special person to get in the mood for romance! (Or they could be platonic snuggles. Whatever suits you best.)

LOCAL ALCHEMIST REPORTS MISSING POTION

By Yorick Aberdeen

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Some of Mx. Sallek's usual stock. Could stand to have better labels./p>

LOCATION UNCERTAIN - Early Monday morning, local alchemist Aeryn Sallek reported that a large container of magical potion has been swapped with another, and it would seem that the mistaken jug has been sent out for delivery. According to Mx. Sallek, they sent a number of jugs out for delivery in a case with our local delivery extraordinaire, Sam Porter Bridges. The jugs were meant to contain a harmless, potable freeze-resistance potion for our town’s various water sources, in the interest of keeping water reserves drinkable in sub-freezing winter weather. However, when they returned to the shop, one of these potions remained on their counter while a love potion they’d been working on went missing.

“‘Love potion’ is kind of a misnomer, honestly,” Mx. Sallek is quoted to have said on the matter. “But ‘emotional acuity’ potion doesn’t quite roll off the tongue. Basically what it actually does is enhance existing romantic desire and embolden the user to be emotionally open. But Yorick should already know all this, since he’s the one who ordered it.” [Editing note: don’t forget to cut the last part of that comment before publishing. Cecil, you don’t need to include personal statements directed at reporters from these interviews!]

It’s unclear which area of town this particular potion ended up being injected into the water source, but according to Mx. Sallek, the potion was not particularly intense to begin with. It should be significantly diluted as to be harmless. Still, if you notice any strange symptoms such as butterflies in your stomach, a desire to burst into song, or inexplicable yearning, please file a report with the Safety Board at your earliest convenience.

FOOD SHORTAGES PUT STRAIN ON ISLAND ECONOMY

By Yorick Aberdeen

MARKET DISTRICT - While there are many things to celebrate this time of year, Marrow Isle is not without its adversity. Over these past months, many new members of our community have arrived by ferry after our numbers remained small and stagnant for many years. And the presence of our newfound neighbors has been a boon to all of us. Many artisans have opened useful businesses, medical professionals have expanded our access to healthcare, and a new fishing vessel has taken to the seas. However, despite a few additions, our farming community remains quite modest and planting was not planned with such incredible new growth in mind.

The unfortunate result of this is that food reserves on the island this year are uncharacteristically low. As such, Town Council has made the difficult decision to allow for the temporary inflation of food prices and the rationing of food staples.

“We understand the hardship this will place on the residents of Pumpkin Hollow,” said Mayor Poe in a statement after this decision was made. “But please know that we are all in this together. We hope to be able to offer a better incentive package for those interested in farming in the coming springtime.”

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Further Details...


Aurora


The dead of winter sheds all colors of the trees and flowers across Marrow Isle, but tonight, there are no stark whites and grays and browns.



Tonight, in the sky sprawling with stars above the dreary town, there are lights.



Sprawling trails of violet and green twist and wave through the sky, brightening the earth below and the sea beyond Jack's Marina in magical colors. The return of the borealis is something many Pumpkin Hollowites look forward to, and their reactions are very clear: people scurry down to the shores to watch with wide eyes, many retrieve telescopes, and some even borrow the decks of ships, abandoned for the night at the docks, to watch the sights.



It doesn't take long for this to change, however; the sea nor land are safe from the curse, and it's made quickly apparent that the sky is no exception.



At first, the sight seems like none more than an illusion, perhaps someone blinking and missing a strange shift of the lights. A glimmering outline forms around a cluster of stars, only slightly harder than any of the lines that define the aurora's rays. Several of these shapes form, each array of stars different from the last, some larger, some smaller.



And then, the stars begin to fall.



Seeming to peel off the painted sky, the ebbing colors surrounding the starlight drop, crashing to the world below. Some fall to the streets and beaches, while others fall into the forest, leaving view, or drop into the sea, leaving splashes and waves in their wake that ensure any watching knows full and well that this is not a trick of the light. At first, these shapes are unmoving, glowing masses of aurora-light with stars shining brightly within them. Most townsfolk are uneasy, but this seems to pale in severity to the other disasters, even if they lack any idea of what it could mean for them.



That is, of course, until the masses begin to move.



Each one is as varied as the constellation it stole from the sky: stars form suggestions of skeletal structures, and their "flesh", only consisting of swimming lights and liquid sky that steals any lights around them. Two identical glowing shapes rise to a face finally taking form, and slowly, moving more like gel than animal as it rises to freshly-formed legs, it settles on the closest living thing it can find.



There is no calculation in it, nor what seems to be a glimmer of thought.



It simply lunges with intent to kill.





Horoscopes
[CW: Altered emotional states ]


Cecil’s disconcerting horoscopes have the following effects for the next few days:


  • Capricorn: misplaced things, particularly small objects


  • Aquarius: zoomies!


  • Pisces: intense paranoia


  • Aries: Disney princess-like magnetism to local fauna


  • Taurus: insatiable perfectionism


  • Gemini: reversed truth values; lies come out honest, being honest sounds like a lie.


  • Cancer: Pandora-esque curiosity, to the point of personal detriment


  • Leo: radiant glow emanating from your person


  • Virgo: figurative speech is manifested into the world with its literal meaning


  • Libra: a particularly potent desire for revenge


  • Scorpio: numbing of emotions (can be counteracted by love potion, partially)


  • Sagittarius: incapacitating indecision

(Don’t know your character’s sign? Feel free to just decide on one!)




Love Potion
[CW: Altered Emotional States ]


Unbeknownst to the townsfolk, the “love” potion ended up in the water supply of the Oak & Iron. As promised by Aeryn, it is thoroughly diluted, as its recipients believed it to be a normal freeze-resistance potion to be mixed with their water.


The effects are not particularly intense. However, anyone who drinks any of the tavern’s housemade ale or cider, drinks the coffee, or eats any food that might require water to cook will experience symptoms of “emotional acuity”. This involves feeling more emotionally open, more receptive to positive feelings about others, a strong desire for physical or verbal affection, and the intensification of romantic or sexual attraction that you might already be experiencing. It will last about half a day. Just in time to help potentially land you a date for Merrymeet, a flower and fertility festival in early spring!






Famine
[CW: Starvation and food scarcity ]


Food rationing and inflation will have the following impact:



Grocery budgets for apped-in characters will be reduced in their efficacy.
Basic groceries will be only the most minimal of staples. You will likely go hungry if you do not find a way to supplement this.
Bountiful groceries will be reduced to the amount of food normally contained in basic.
Lavish groceries will not be available at all.
Your grocery choices from Activity Check are not able to be modified for this month unless otherwise stated.



Bonuses and Discounts associated with the Farmer and Fisherman jobs are also reduced.
Level 1 bonuses will be reduced to standard, which is to say how they would function for a non-Farmer/Fisherman character during a normal, pre-famine month. (ex. Whereas normally a Level 1 Farmer would get free Basic groceries, they will now have to pay the 50 Brass, but do not have the efficacy of Basic groceries reduced as described above.)
Level 2 bonuses will be reduced to that of a Level 1 Farmer/Fisherman. (ex. Whereas a Level 2 Fisherman would normally be able to have Bountiful groceries discounted to 50 Brass, they now must pay full price for Bountiful groceries. However, they can still get Basic groceries for free and don’t suffer from the famine induced efficacy reduction for either budget.)



Oak & Iron Residents will only be able to receive bland, repetitive meals with their food vouchers consisting of simple broth, plain bread, bland potato dishes, and the like. It is enough to be fed and comfortable but it is incredibly unsatisfying. (This includes all new characters that are not apped-in.) Drinks, however, are still plentiful.



Characters who do not eat will find that their respective sources of fuel will be reduced to just barely enough to keep them functional, provided that they ration carefully. (Ex. Transformers may want to be less active. Vampires will find that victims cannot handle excessive blood loss without fainting and generally prefer to stay home.)



Characters who were present to fight the Mother Crab back in late summer and chose to can some of their crab can use it now!



Hunting, foraging, and fishing can help reduce the impact of these reductions, and people can share their food. You can absolutely die of starvation. After Merrymeet in February, food will return to normal.



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[personal profile] redlightgreenlight 2024-02-23 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
"A simple example for a complex issue."

Valdis is well aware of what Deirdre meant, but even the explanation gives her little pause. She's a proud creature and in over a thousand years has had no reason to be humbled.

"I've played such odds before, and you're right, they are always stacked in the House's favor. In such circumstances, I usually just choose to burn the house down."

Gods, Angels, and Demons be damned.
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[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-23 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
"If you're going to insist on saying such things I will need to invest in a fainting couch." Deirdre mocks fanning herself, grinning broadly.

And yet the idea of burning the house has an appeal to her, and only deepens her intrigue for Valdis.
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[personal profile] redlightgreenlight 2024-02-23 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Please no fainting.

"I'm sure you had a reason to bring up practical matters in regards to demons. Did you have something to say about the ones that apparently haunt this town?"

Deirdre may be treading new ground, but so is she. River had mentioned demons, but here is a tiefling, who despite her looks has a lighter soul than Valdis would have expected from someone who is half demon.
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[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-23 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
A lady reserves the right to be overcome and faint dramatically.

"Only that they have not been inattentive with regards to our new arrivals," Deirdre answers with significantly more solemnity. "The house is not gambling, Miss Valdis; it is waiting. Already some of our new heroes such as yourself have sat the table and taken the cards dealt, and there will be no teaching them but the hard way. I can't help but feel...not responsible, exactly, but if I had been less negligent perhaps warnings may have been heeded."
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[personal profile] redlightgreenlight 2024-02-23 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Unless the original offer was demonic in nature, I have been offered no hands, nor have I drawn any cards."

Valdis sits back, swirling her tea in its cup.

"So what are they waiting for?"
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[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-23 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Any number of things, none of them pleasant. What they need is suffering, cruelty, and callousness. They'll do a lot to get it." Deirdre sighs; the flash of irritation in her heart is old, worn, and jagged. "But the fire currently lit under their ass is the succession. The king of the Realms Infernal intends to abdicate, and now his sons strive to prove themselves worthy. And here we are in a jar."
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[personal profile] redlightgreenlight 2024-02-23 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"I know a thing or two about princes trying to impresses their demonic king. It often leads to infighting and poor decisions regarding their longevity. Innocents often caught in the crossfire leads directly to that suffering they need to prove themselves, so it's really a self-feeding cycle."

Nothing new in any way shape or form.

"Essentially, in order to beat the house, we must avoid playing the same games they are."
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[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-23 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"It can be difficult to avoid sitting their table, but yes. I...have regretted not being more proactive with this warning. But I can't fix what's already done or, as it were, not done. I can be better about it now." There. It's almost a relief to have gotten to the same page at last; Deirdre sips her tea, closing her eyes. When she's relaxed like this, without her customary sharp grin, she really does look much less habitually sinister.
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[personal profile] redlightgreenlight 2024-02-23 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"We don't have to avoid the table, just the games."

No matter how Deirdre may appear, Valdis never puts much stock in such things. How an individual feels and acts is far more important to her than looks.

"I have to say, I'm looking forward to being able to fight back."
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[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-23 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"I bet you are. Would you believe I hadn't been much for fighting, before..." She gestures vaguely towards the window, without opening her eyes, "...all this? It's given me a new appreciation for violence. Unfortunately for the circumstances I've spent my life to date pursuing my passion rather than studying the blade."
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[personal profile] redlightgreenlight 2024-02-24 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Not everyone is designed for war, and not everyone born in war should have to fight it."

Valdis was created to bring death, though originally in a peaceful and kind way, but lust for blood and battle doesn't die when it's been your life for far longer. It's something she's been denied since regaining her memories.

"There's nothing wrong with choosing yourself."
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[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-24 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Wrong, no, but inconvenient? Certainly." Deirdre sighs, glances away for a moment. "...I'll ask the small favor that you not tell others about my dual nature. Being a tiefling could not be any more obvious, of course, and the others that are from here know...but the courtesy of being able to divulge, or withhold, my nature is one I've not had before. I'd like to indulge in that fantasy just a little while longer."
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[personal profile] redlightgreenlight 2024-02-24 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not generally interested in revealing the secrets of others."

Coercion and blackmail haven't been in her nature in hundreds of years either, so Deirdre really has nothing to fear. What she knows isn't considered leverage.
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[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-24 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
"A relief to hear," Deirdre murmurs, very much choosing not to point out that there's no way she can know that for sure about Valdis just yet. The defensive feeling in her chest is old scars, and she knows it; it will heed her, for now.

For now.

"...In any event, your help tonight is surely worth kindness in turn. If there's anything you can think of, well, you know where to find me now. Shall we prepare to retire?"
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[personal profile] redlightgreenlight 2024-02-25 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
"I really would prefer to not intrude upon your kindness any longer." Valdis replies. "I am quite capable of making it home on my own, but I do appreciate the tea, and the warning.'
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I Think We're Walking To A Wrap, Yeah?

[personal profile] magistrixcaligo 2024-02-25 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
"It really would be no trouble to make up the guest room," Deirdre offers, one last time. "It's the least I can do."
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Yes :)

[personal profile] redlightgreenlight 2024-02-25 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Valdis shakes her head. "I would feel more comfortable in my own bed."

She sets the empty teacup down and rises.

"I'll leave the nightgown on the front step."