theydrewfirstblood: (quiet{ o rly?)
John J. Rambo ([personal profile] theydrewfirstblood) wrote in [personal profile] pumpkinhollow 2024-09-19 08:17 pm (UTC)

Calloway Purchase Request

...I was forced into this. My arm was twisted. *displays her rubbery limbs that are easily bent and contorted a la Stretch Armstrong*

John Rambo...is going to purchase the Spring-Loaded Box of Infinite Sub-Par Sausages from the Shady Merchant, with a bonus: he would like to attempt to haggle it down to 300 brass even with Calloway because they are marked as 'sub-par sausages.' Whether or not he is successful is entirely at the discretion of the mods, but if he fails to haggle he'll pay full price. And insist on help getting it into his cart to haul it home. :P

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